I do not intend to look for trouble with this post, so please do not take offence.
He sauntered into the viewing centre, (I’m talking about my school, Adebola Adegunwa School of communication) and extended his hand to one of the pretty ladies to shake her.
Flashback (If it was before the Ebola news, they would have ignored the hand and jumped on his neck instead to get a hug)
Fast forward to the present. They screamed at him and told him to keep his Ebola stricken hand in his pocket. Translation: swag spoilt for the day.
Ebola virus disease (EVD) or Ebola hemorrhagic fever (EHF) is the human disease caused by the Ebola virus. Symptoms typically start two days to three weeks after contracting the virus, with a fever, sore throat, muscle pains, and headaches.
The virus may be acquired upon contact with blood or bodily fluids of an infected animal (commonly monkeys or fruit bats).
However, acquiring the virus can only happen when the virus in the "spredee" has reached the serious stage.(I will leave determining what a serious stage is to you))
We cannot over stretch the importance of being extremely careful in this season of Ebola. Do not hug anybody with obvious body fluids, walk around with sanitizers and please ignore any sweaty guy no matter cute, that attempts to hug you.
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And to our science and medical people, we know you are under a lot of pressure, but we urge you to please come up with a solution fast!
You know there is a problem when people are preferring HIV/AIDS to EBOLA.
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